lazy sunday + crumpets

it's 4:06 of a sunday afternoon and i am in pyjama pants and bottoms that don't match, not because i'm going to bed early but because i've had a lazy day.
due to a severe lack of food in the house, i settled for crumpets. whenever mum cooks me crumpets, she does them in the grill because the brand she buys are too thick for the toaster. considering the difference in effort between the two ways, and since mum was sleeping, i opted to forcefully pushing the crumpets into the toaster. the main problem with this is that the top of the crumpet stuck out meaning that it didn't cook, and the second problem (which i will admit is my fault) is that i turned the cooking time down so that the edges wouldn't burn (or cook, at all, as i discovered). since they had to be shoved into the toaster, they didn't pop up when they were ready. i used a knife (after unplugging from the wall) and ended up with warmed up, uncooked, crumpets.